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Hannah. 19. Denmark. Sherlock, Hannibal, Breaking Bad, James Blake, Coldplay, or Arctic Monkeys may appear. But most of all this is a humour blog. If inconvenient follow anyway.

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

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Reasons why Cold Months are the best:

seasons-of-lov3:

  1. No bugs
  2. Warm Sweaters, Boots & Comfy Clothing
  3. Halloween
  4. Thanksgiving
  5. Christmas
  6. New Years
  7. Soup
  8. Cozy Blankets & Cuddling
  9. Hot Chocolate & Pumpkin Spice Lattes
  10. Beautiful Snow
  11. Gorgeous Autumn Trees
  12. Crisp Air
  13. Pumpkin Picking
  14. Rockefeller Centre Christmas Tree in NYC
  15. The Scents & Tastes
  16. Christmas & Halloween Movies and TV Specials
  17. The Atmosphere & Lights & Decorations
  18. No Bugs
  19. No Bugs
  20. No Bugs

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