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Hannah. 19. Denmark. Sherlock, Hannibal, Breaking Bad, James Blake, Coldplay, or Arctic Monkeys may appear. But most of all this is a humour blog. If inconvenient follow anyway.

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

(Source: xehyun, via the-coldplayer-companion)